Molly>>>> Shane McMahon. Shane=lame. Molly was better at promos, Molly was a better worker. To hell with Shane 'O' Mac...he broke Tests' foot, he worked a HORRIBLE angle with Kane, and I always did hate seeing him go over actual wrestlers, like The Rock and The Big Show. I would pay any price to see Molly no-sell Shanes' weak offense. RVD can't do the Van-Terminator...but Vinces' son can? That's weak. And on top of all that, Molly has a better look. I know, I'm comparing males and females here, but hey, the truth hurts. Molly is one of my top 5 best-looking women in entertainment. Shane McMahon looks like what happens when a capybara and a sponge really love each other...and have a baby. Next.
Molly>>>> Linda McMahon. I'm sure the 6 (or possibly even 7) actual Linda McMahon fans alive today would disagree with me here, but let's be serious. Linda is a terrible speaker, Linda is as old as time itself, Linda has a terrible look, and she has terrible theme music. Linda is also a horrible actress, and she has the dubious distinction of being in one of the creepiest angles not just in wrestling, but in ANYTHING:the Bischoff Oedipus complex he had for his 'big-breasted beauty' Linda McMahon. EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyUUUUUUUUUUUUUeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
21,348,555 people have died from creamy/lumpy rectal inversion as a direct result of this horrible angle, and the WWE has not been forthcoming with an apology. See, Molly has never been in anything quite like that. And thank god. Molly aces her on the mic, Molly has better theme music and a much better look and is a much better actress. Also, Molly won't be as old as Linda is right now for another 96 years!!! And that is what makes life worth living.
Molly>>>> Stephanie McMahon. Steph sounds like an anhinga when she speaks, and she can't work. She also looks like a comic-book character with her breast job. She could fight a war with those things and come out the only survivor. But you know what? All the surgery in the world can't help you look better than Molly, work a match better than Molly, speak better than Molly, or do much of anything better than Molly. I'm sure Molly could cross-stitch better than Steph. I'm sure Molly could do a better job of purchasing seal-coating better than The Billion $ Princess. The only thing Steph can do better than Molly is get me to turn the channel away from the WWE. Molly could probably even book a better show than Steph. Next.
(*I'm rough on Steph, but I take into account that I actually enjoyed Steph's last angle, the Vince vs. Steph angle. Good, good stuff)
Molly>>>> Vince McMahon. To the best of my knowledge, William Regals and Jim Ross' lips have never publicly contacted Mollys' derriere. Regal and Ross' lips have massaged Vincenzos' anal hole publicly. At his behest. Which means that Vince probably is all for gay marriage, and thinks that Rock Hudson got the shaft...um, no pun intended. All that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Vince has killed tag-team wrestling, he made the women's division a joke and is choking the life out of cruiserweight wrestling. Also, Molly did not create the Gobbledy-gooker. Or the fake Diesel and Razor. Orrrrrrrrr The Mantaur. Or Beaver Cleavage. Vince oversaw that crap. 'Nuff said. Next.
Molly>>>> Triple H. For a lot of reasons, but here's the most pertinent one for now: Were Molly male, and possessed of some degree of facial hair, I'm sure that she would not-even if her favorite band was Motorhead-get her beard cut like Lemmy . Some things fit some people. That simply makes Trips look like even more of a pretender.
And that's the way it is.
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