First, let me put it this way: It could be a lot worse for Molly. It could. She could be Black. She could be Jazz or she could be Jacqueline, right now. I think either one of those two would kill to BE in Mollys' position right now. But of course, this won't EVER happen. See, Molly still has it good. This isn't even nearly as bad as it could get. You see, I can sum up popular public opinion on Molly right here: Molly is an average-looking sorta-dumpy White chick with a fat ass...and she won't even TAKE IT OFF. And I hope she never does, by the way...I just say that this is where much of the problem surfaces...and the problem itself lies in Vince McMahon's pathology...his adolescent, sex-crazed pathology...sex may sell, but boy...does Vince live to play at being Hugh Hefner, or what?
Look at all of the women who have had big pushes in the WWE during the 'Attitude' era. Look at them. The ones who get the big pushes-and I'm not talking about a 210 day title run like Mollys' that actually doesn't do anything for her career or her image-TAKE IT OFF. From Ivory, to Terri, to (for a second, at least) Jacqueline, to Chyna, to Lita. And the women who get the BIGGEST pushes? Well, you involve yourself in a televised sexually-saturated angle with the Boss...Vince himself.
You know who I'm talking about. Torrie, Stacy, Sable, Trish. The only way to get pushed harder than they do would be to actually BE Vince's daughter. Vince has a definite Hugh Hefner-esque aspiration for himself. This is my take on things, from what I have seen. To get ahead in the WWE-if you are a woman-you have to become overtly sexual. To REALLY get ahead...well, then you have to get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog in a disturbing humiliation angle (Trish)...and then you have to go through VINCE. Openly and overtly (Trish, Sable, Torrie and Stacy). Do you begin to see now? This is one of the reasons why I stated in Mollyopoly # 8 that I wasn't going to comment on her looks until the last Raw of the year. This is what she needs to GET AWAY FROM, and really, the whole Women's Division is a joke and a tool right now. The whole division! Not just her!!! The whole thing is GARBAGE. And we keep letting it happen. Week after week.
You think Gail Kim doesn't deserve to be on T.V.? She has improved as much as-if not more than-everyone else in the Raw locker room. Nidia left SD to get away from being a valet just so she can come to Raw and be...a valet (on 7/12/2004, for Maven against T.Tomko)? No less than Gail Kim has openly discussed Nidia's considerable in-ring potential. In other words...SHE'S BETTER THAN ANY OF THE SD DIVAS NOT NAMED DAWN MARIE. Dawn isn't a great worker, not even a good one, but she has charisma, she has mic skills, and actually knows how to perform the role of a manager/valet. Victoria and Molly work a PPV just so they can be kept off Raw the day after? The only consistent female presence on either show comes from Trish and Lita? The Women's Title, which does Trish no good to have right now (she's hurt, and even if she weren't she doesn't need the title. She is bigger than the Women's title) has actually LOST prestige now, in the capable hands of Ms. Stratus? What is going on? The WWE doesn't CARE ABOUT IT. They never have. Start thinking with your brains, and connect the dots. It's not even a conspiracy. It's all in the open...the nepotism, the backstage politics, the 'injustices' some of the current talent have to deal with. Know when Vince is going to make his BIG comeback? For sure, he will be out in force for the announcing of the winner of the Raw Diva search. Also, no winner has even been named yet...and the Prospective Raw Divas are still getting a bigger push than the Current Raw Divas NOT named Trish and Lita (and of course, Molly, who is no Diva...and is so much the better for it...will get pushed ALL the way down when the Raw Diva search is finalized).
Simply put, simply said and said simply...the WWE is one big playpen for Vince and Co. and the WWE women who aren't going to play the WWE Diva game can count on getting the Molly treatment. No matter how skilled you are in the ring. But,by all means, be patient (sarcasm). Wait it out. Hopefully, I'll be proved wrong. I'm just saying that it certainly doesn't look like I will be wrong in this case.
THE MOLLYOPOLY STEAK-UMS STING OF THE NIGHT:
(*This one comes from the lame film 'New York Cop'...which stars no one...but a young Mira Sorvino, who must have been paying some SERIOUS dues to have been in this train-wreck of a film. Enjoy.)
'Are you going to jack violated?' (?!?)
'You are a strimpty bat' (!!!)
'Blue is a beautiful color' (?)
'Look at his eyes, man! You...you have the eyes of a hunter! Understand? No? You...have the eyes...of a...hunter!!!' (!!!)
'Don't die on me, Hawk!' ...(???)
'You better be one of those art-school fags or I'll cut your f___kin' heart out!' (?)
'You're strong for a homeless guy' (!?!)
'Hey, Mister C. Mister C.? Hey, Mister C, I sold a gun.' (!)
'I smell?' (?!?)
'This ain't the f___kin' laundry, mac!!! Whattaya want?'
'I have a me-my proposition to discuss with your boss.'
'We need you to go undercover. You're Japanese..! No one will ever suspect that we got an undercover Japanese cop!!! (By the way, the 'no one' that was referred to here DID in fact suspect that they had an undercover Japanese cop)'
'Let me talk to Brodsky! Brodsky? This is Conan Lee!!!'
'Hey, motherf____er! You got money for (the other word for a kitty cat), then you got money for ME!!!'
'I'm gonna make sure you ain't never gonna f__k no (the OTHER other word for a kitty cat) no more!!!'
ummmmmm...after all that, hopefully you will be able to take it easy..!
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